Total Medals Earned: 51 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 665 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/150 points)
Solve the first puzzle
Solve 10 puzzles
Solve 25 puzzles
Solve 50 puzzles
Solve all 100 puzzles
Solve 80 puzzles
Medals Earned: 19/30 (205/495 points)
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Reach over 1000 views
Buy over 250 items from the store
Reach over 1 million site views
Reach over 1 billion views
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Medals Earned: 3/8 (110/360 points)
Passed the tutorial!
Find and Kill Billy!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Read all books!
Find all health upgrades!
Find all stamina syrup!
Find the Septic Sword!
Medals Earned: 7/28 (40/500 points)
Reach a score of 500
Reach a score of 1000
Reach a score of 5000
Reach a length of 50
Reach a length of 100
Reach a score of 10k
Reach a Score per unit time of 800
Reach a Score per unit time of 300
Reach a length of 200
Make the screen shake for more than 2.5 seconds
Reach a length of 300
Reach a score of 100k
Reach a Score per unit time of 1500
Reach a length of 500
Reach a length of 400
Reach a Score per unit time of 2400
Reach a length of 600
Reach a score of 500K
Reach a score of 1 Million
Reach a length of 650
Medals Earned: 4/8 (25/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 8/11 (220/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
...
Good luck with your new career.
And you should be damn proud.
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Blow up a jeep
Get skewered on spikes
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Travel 25m deep
Travel 50m deep
Travel 100m deep
Travel 150m deep
Travel 200m deep